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A wealthy man is looking for excitement so, he decides to put an ad in the newspaper…
The ad says, “I will give $10,000 to anyone that can make my elephant jump.”
The next day, people come from all over the world to try to get his elephant to jump…
There are even hypnotists who try, but no one can get the elephant to jump.
Then a man drives up in a blue Corvette and asks, “Are you the guy with the ad?”
The rich man replies, “Yes, I am.”
The man then asks, “Is that your elephant?”
“Yes, it is,” replies the rich man.
The man walks back to his car and returns with a 2 X 4…
He walks behind the elephant and hits it right between the legs!
The elephant jumps a good 8 feet in the air…
The rich man, amazed, hands him the $10,000.
The man then gets into his Corvette and drives off…
A week later, the rich man decides to put another ad in the newspaper.
The ad says, “I will give anyone $20,000 to make my elephant turn his head from side to side… “
The man has seen his elephant s head move up and down but never from side to side.
People come from all over the world to try to get the elephant to turn his head from side to side…
No one can do it.
After everyone has left, the same man in the Corvette drives up…
He walks up to the elephant and asks, “Do you remember me?”
The elephant nods his head up and down.
The man then asks…
“Do you want me to do it again?”