Funny Joke: 🐻 Bear Hunting

Rufus and Bubba go deep into the woods to hunt bears…

Recently, bears have migrated to their neck of the woods and have been killing all the chickens, pets, and livestock.

Rufus asks Bubba, “Hey, have y’all ever been bear huntin’?”

“Nope,” replies Bubba, “but I figure the bigger the target, the harder they fall.”

“So, you ain’t scared at all?” asks Rufus.

“Nope, I ain’t scared,” replies Bubba, “I tell you wut, I’ll do the huntin’ if you do the skinnin’.”

“You know how to skin a bear?”

“I figure it’s no different than a big elk,” says Rufus, ” ‘ceptin you ain’t’ got no big horns to get in your way.”

“All right,” says Bubba, “You do the skinnin’ then.”

Rufus and Bubba go to a little hunter’s cabin that is set up perfectly for a day-hunt…

It has a nice wood burning stove and a few tables and chairs scattered about.

There is a front and back door and a porch filled with cut firewood.

“Tell you wut,” says Bubba, “why don’t you get a fire started and I’ll go get us a bear.”

Bubba grabs his rifle and heads out. Rufus has a roaring fire going in no time.

Bubba hasn’t traveled more than 50 yards from the cabin before he spots a huge bear coming toward him about another 50 yards away…

Bubba takes aim and fires.

The bear just keeps walking in his direction…

Bubba takes aim and fires again.

This time the bear starts running towards him…

Bubba lifts his rifle and takes aim again but sees that the bear is now in a full sprint.

Bubba can’t steady himself for a good shot so, he starts running toward the cabin.

The bear is quickly gaining on him…

Bubba runs through the front door of the cabin with the bear less than 20 feet behind him.

He runs out the back door of the cabin and shuts it…

At this point, Rufus is wondering what is going on.

He can hear Bubba in the distance yelling…

“Skin this one. I’ll go get us another!”