Funny Joke: Asking Dad for the Car

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test, and asked his Dad if he could start using the family car…

The Dad said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up to a “B” average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut – Then we’ll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks, the Dad said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up, and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible… “

“but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

The boy said, “You know Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that… “

“Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

His Dad replied, “Did you also notice… “

“that they all walked everywhere they went?”