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A rich lawyer is approached by a famous charity organization…
The man from the organization is concerned that the lawyer made over ten million dollars last year but didn’t donate even a cent to charity.
“First of all,” says the lawyer, “My mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it’s not covered by healthcare… “
“Second, I had six kids through three divorced marriages… “
“Third, my sister’s husband suddenly died, and she has no one to support her four children.”
“I’m terribly sorry”, says the man from the charity organization, “I see your point… “
“Now I feel bad about asking for money.”
The Lawyer responds “Yeah, well… “
“If I’m not giving them any money, why should I give you any?”