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A father and his young son were taking a quiet walk through an old cemetery.
The boy wandered from stone to stone, reading the inscriptions with great seriousness, the way kids do when they’re trying to act older than they are.
After a while, he tugged at his dad’s sleeve and asked, “Dad, can I ask you something kind of weird?”
“Sure,” the father said, thinking it would be something innocent like ghosts or zombies.
“Do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”

The dad chuckled. “Not that I know of. Why would you ask something like that?”
The boy pointed to one particular headstone and frowned.
“Because I just saw one that said, ‘Here lies a lawyer AND an honest man.’”
