Funny Joke: 💔 3 Wishes for a Divorced Woman

A woman’s husband was cheating on her…

so, the woman and her husband got a divorce, and the woman went on with her life hating her ex-husband.

One day she found a beautiful lamp tossed in the streets…

She picked it up and rubbed it a little bit.

Suddenly, a genie popped out of the lamp!

The genie said, “I feel that you are divorced… “

“so, I will grant you 3 wishes, but know that anything you ask for, your ex-husband will get as well, only double!”

The woman thought about it, then replied, “I want to be rich!”

So, the woman became rich, and her ex-husband became twice as rich!

For her second wish, the woman said, “I want to be beautiful!”

So, the woman became beautiful, and her ex-husband became twice as beautiful.

“Okay”, the genie says, “This is your last wish, so be careful what you wish for.”

The woman thinks really hard, and finally comes to a decision…

“I Want You To Scare me HALF To Death!”