Funeral Procession
One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by.
Following the first hearse, was a second hearse which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.
“My wife,” the man replied. “I’m sorry,” said Bill. “What happened to her?” “My dog bit her and she died.”
Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse. The man replied, “My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well.”
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, “Can I borrow your dog?”
To which the man replied, “Get in line.”
September 14, 2011 @ 5:30 am
ahahahhahahhahaahhahahahaha
September 14, 2011 @ 4:58 am
Nice Puppy!!!!
September 14, 2011 @ 2:31 am
THIS IS 1FUNNY. 🙂
September 14, 2011 @ 1:15 am
To be funny or not be funny, is the question!! Bad dog! Or is he?!?
September 13, 2011 @ 6:30 pm
well i’m just glad my hubby doesn’t feel that way, nor do i….we were listening to how do i live without you last night and i had to turn it off…couldn’t bear the thot..i’m a lucky woman!!
September 13, 2011 @ 3:48 pm
where is the line
September 13, 2011 @ 3:46 pm
im glad none of my dogs were like that…they were very gentile.dogs like it master..
September 13, 2011 @ 3:42 pm
MAYBE THE MAN WAS A DOG IN ANOTHER LIFE .
September 13, 2011 @ 2:38 pm
George, I hope your not married! Ha!
September 13, 2011 @ 12:49 pm
Who Says A Dog Is Not Mans Best Friend !!??