Funeral Procession
One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by.
Following the first hearse, was a second hearse which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.
“My wife,” the man replied. “I’m sorry,” said Bill. “What happened to her?” “My dog bit her and she died.”
Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse. The man replied, “My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well.”
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, “Can I borrow your dog?”
To which the man replied, “Get in line.”
September 15, 2011 @ 8:22 pm
I DON’T THINK REAL DEATH IS FUNNY EITHER. I’VE LOST FAMILY MEMBERS TOO. MY MOTHER & I WERE EXTREMELY CLOSE. AND I’M STILL NOT OVER IT. BUT SHE IS IN HEAVEN, A FAR BETTER PLACE THAN HERE. AND WE HAVE TO GO ON. SO,WE CAN’T LOOK AT THIS “JOKE” AS REAL.
September 15, 2011 @ 11:52 am
Sorry, I LOVE my family too much to find this funny. I do not want any of them to die. My husband just lost his wonderful Aunt and we will miss her so much. Death is not funny.
September 14, 2011 @ 8:52 pm
YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR FOR THIS ONE…AND I DO!!
September 14, 2011 @ 6:04 pm
Rebecca I Am Married To A Morocco Woman For Over 18 Years Now !!!!…I Was Thinking Of My 1st And 2nd Wife’s When I Was Willing To Get In The Long Line To Borrow That So Nice Doggy !!!!…But At 77 Years Old, It Is Just A Funny Dream, Right ????
September 14, 2011 @ 5:20 pm
Don’t think this is funny at all!