Fridays in Hell
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking around, he runs into the devil.
Devil: Why are you so sad?
Guy: Why do you think? I’m in hell.
Devil: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin’ man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil: Well you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Diet Tab. We drink until we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Devil: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Devil: All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin’ lungs out. If you get cancer, it’s okay — you’re already dead.
Guy: Golly!
Devil: I bet you like to gamble, too.
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Devil: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don’t mean…?
Devil: That’s right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of the Titanic. You can do all the drugs you want, and you’ll never die — you’re already dead.
Guy: Neat! I never realized hell was such a happenin’ place!
Devil: You gay?
Guy: No.
Devil: Oh, you’re gonna hate Fridays.
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June 16, 2009 @ 12:13 pm
that is a lot of fun,so why is he complaining,he should find out wat is for sat and sun.maybe i will send one of my mate there to catch some fun with him,and get the real HELL on friday.
April 27, 2009 @ 12:35 am
I know a plumber I’d like to send there on Friday!!
April 13, 2009 @ 6:11 am
Y is he complaining he should enjoy instead and find out wat’s 4 Sat and Sunday.
April 5, 2009 @ 9:20 pm
funny i hope they give him lots of jell, ha ha i forgot
were he was and he thought it was all fun.
April 5, 2009 @ 1:33 pm
sooo gud and soooo funny
April 4, 2009 @ 8:20 pm
@Sarah
I say amen-a joke-lighten up Roxy
April 4, 2009 @ 8:19 pm
@Roxanne
Praise the Lord and now lets lighten up just a little