A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol -Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation –
What did you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
‘As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!’
Sorry, i dont support that. The federal ministry of health warns that smoking is dangerous to your health. Same applicable to drinking(alcohol). Too much of Chocolate is bad,when young it gives diorhear decentry, when old you are playing with diabetes melitus which can shorten lives. So my advice is DO AWAY WITH IT.
January 28, 2010 @ 4:11 pm
Ummm why would chocolate be bad???
January 28, 2010 @ 3:42 pm
@Adewunmi itz a joke alrite
January 28, 2010 @ 1:37 pm
its really funny 2 bad for whose brain process slow hahaha
January 28, 2010 @ 12:50 pm
Yeah nice one, really humorous !!!
January 28, 2010 @ 12:32 pm
the joke is funny! ehehhe but, in real life, i dont like either 1 of the 3
January 28, 2010 @ 10:44 am
I got the message, but hey the joke is still funny!!! Laugh it up…
January 28, 2010 @ 10:34 am
@ADEWUMMI – ugh? are you for real? do you know what a joke is? what world are you from? and when can you go back to it?
January 28, 2010 @ 7:49 am
@Adewunmi it’s a joke ‘Wunmi lighten up!
January 28, 2010 @ 7:28 am
Sorry, i dont support that. The federal ministry of health warns that smoking is dangerous to your health. Same applicable to drinking(alcohol). Too much of Chocolate is bad,when young it gives diorhear decentry, when old you are playing with diabetes melitus which can shorten lives. So my advice is DO AWAY WITH IT.
January 28, 2010 @ 7:28 am
VERY FUNNY ONE I LOVE IT