Once there was a billionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.
The billionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, “My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!”
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!!
There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear.
The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life.
Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries.
The billionaire was impressed.
He said, “My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?”
The guy says, “Listen, I don’t want your money, nor do I want your daughter!”
Though the guy’s swimming was not deliberate but it could have been wise if he got a million dollars and there after look for the unfortunate enemy who want him dead, the millionaire’s daughter might not his kind of woman.
meza :
sometimes in life someone needs to give you a little Push to make you realize your true Value……but that is going to EXTREMES…..Lol
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April 8, 2010 @ 4:27 pm
Interesting
March 30, 2010 @ 10:16 am
Though the guy’s swimming was not deliberate but it could have been wise if he got a million dollars and there after look for the unfortunate enemy who want him dead, the millionaire’s daughter might not his kind of woman.
March 25, 2010 @ 6:00 am
March 24, 2010 @ 10:53 am
sometimes in life someone needs to give you a little Push to make you realize your true Value……but that is going to EXTREMES…..Lol
March 24, 2010 @ 8:36 am
oooo I really had a good laugh after reading this one and I give it a #10
March 24, 2010 @ 5:46 am
Dude, justa take zee money and scram, plenty chicks out there!!!
March 24, 2010 @ 2:59 am
I’d take the cash and run before the dude changes his mind
March 23, 2010 @ 10:43 pm
Omg!!!revenge is sweet when served cold nd drippin!
March 23, 2010 @ 9:28 pm
lol punny
March 23, 2010 @ 6:09 pm
PRICELESS