Flying Blonde
A beautiful blonde lady stepped onto a plane going to L.A. and sat down in first class. The flight attendant proceeded to go around the airplane checking the ticket stubs of each passenger to make sure they were all in the right seats.
When she got to the Blonde woman she noticed that it was for Coach seating, not first class. She tells the woman, “You’re ticket says coach maam and we have a full flight today. I’m going to have to ask you to move.”
To which the blonde replies, “You don’t understand, I’m blonde, beautiful, I’m going to L.A. and I’m getting there in first class.”
Confused, the stewardess gets her supervisor. Again, she tells the woman that she must move. Again, the blonde replies, “You don’t understand, I’m blonde, beautiful, I’m going to L.A. and I’m getting there in first class.”
Also confused, they go get the captain. He tells the woman that she must move. The blonde starts to say, “You don’t understand, I’m blonde, beautiful…” when he interrupts and asks, “Can I whisper something in your ear?” “Sure” she replies and he proceeds to whisper something in her ear.
Suddenly she gets up and goes back to coach seating with a look of surprise on her face. The flight attendants are startled. “How did you get her to move?”
“I told her that first class wasn’t going to L.A.”
May 26, 2009 @ 8:39 am
That is funny! Probably a true story…LOL.
May 26, 2009 @ 8:08 am
Hey! its not that Blonds are dumb, its just that every body else are smarter than them. ifunny2
May 25, 2009 @ 8:00 pm
lol funny. i agree with charlie, not all blondes are dumb. i also agree with savannah. because of all the blonde jokes in the world blondes think that they have a reputation to follow
May 25, 2009 @ 6:16 pm
that was just too easy for him, hey not all blonds are dumb
remember lot of women dye their hair blond who’s to tell who is
a real blond or not believe me i met some not so blonds and they are
just as dumb founded i like some blond jokes but i know they are only
jokes don’t get so serious.
May 25, 2009 @ 4:44 pm
no Judd, blondes really are dumber than anyone else. Because of all the jokes they think they have a reputation to ive up to so dont go calling me dumb when its their choice to act like bimbos
May 25, 2009 @ 12:54 pm
Hate to tell you – kiddo but– blondes are the center of jokes but it takes all kinds to make a world ,, I bet you are just as dumb!!!LMAO-ROTF
May 25, 2009 @ 11:50 am
LOL…Blonde are really dumb…LMAO
May 25, 2009 @ 10:39 am
WOW THATS A LOT OF SENSE!!!!! I MIGHT GET SOME IDEAS AND APPLY IN MY OFFICE HAHAHAA.THANKS EDITOR.
May 25, 2009 @ 10:29 am
Brill lmaooooo
April 20, 2009 @ 6:23 pm
hahahhahhhaaahha…..