A farmer walks into an lawyer’s office wanting to file for divorce.
The attorney asks, “May I help you?” The farmer said, “Yeah, I want to get one of them thar dayvorces.”
The attorney said, “Well do you have any grounds?” The farmer said, “Yeah, I got me about 140 acres.”
The attorney says, “No, you don’t understand. Do you have a case?” The farmer says, “No, I don’t have a Case, I have a John Deere.”
The attorney says, “No, you don’t understand. I mean do you have a grudge?” The farmer says, “Yeah, I got me a grudge, that’s where I parks me John Deere.”
The attorney says, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?” The farmer says, “Yes sir, I got me a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”
The exasperated attorney says, “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?” The farmer says, “Oh no sir. We both get up about the same time, around 4:30.”
Finally, the attorney says, “Okay, let me put it to you this way. “Why do you want a divorce from your wife?” The farmer replied, “Well, I can never have me a meaningful conversation with her.”
LOL, good one! he just need God to give him wisdom to understand the root of the problem is himself, and to let God have complete control and humble himself, by casting all his cares upon the Lord.
Really funny! Maybe that farmer just treats it as a vogue to have a divorce. As to the reason of the divorce the farmer gave, I think perhaps not so many people can be able to have a meaningful conversation with him.
December 30, 2013 @ 1:24 pm
LOL, good one! he just need God to give him wisdom to understand the root of the problem is himself, and to let God have complete control and humble himself, by casting all his cares upon the Lord.
July 30, 2011 @ 1:52 am
Really funny! Maybe that farmer just treats it as a vogue to have a divorce. As to the reason of the divorce the farmer gave, I think perhaps not so many people can be able to have a meaningful conversation with him.
December 23, 2009 @ 11:53 pm
it was funny but nit that funny
December 8, 2009 @ 3:57 am
She must be smarter than him in conversations. Merry Christmas to Yaaaaah all.
December 4, 2009 @ 11:13 am
Good job, splendid.
December 4, 2009 @ 8:12 am
CANT EVEN DIALOGUE WIT D LAWYER THEN AW DID HE GET MARRIED, HUH? FUNNY!!!!!!
December 4, 2009 @ 6:22 am
Yihaaa thats the best joke for the whole week sounds like his wife sure has grounds for a deeevorse. LOL
December 4, 2009 @ 6:08 am
nice one, merry xmas in advance