Exercise?
It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she’s 97 years old and we don’t know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least: I don’t exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!
September 7, 2009 @ 11:30 am
i don’t do regular excersice, becouse my work is my excersice.
September 5, 2009 @ 1:13 pm
It is good for spotty as age is adding its size to her belly. As for me I am not used to walking in life on a regular exercise basis. Now I am not able to do it since I have developed some ortho problems which give me more trouble if I walk a considerable distance. Maybe aging and sedentary job for 45 years are responsible for my inability to walking as an exercise. Nevertheless, I admit waling regularly is good for muscle relaxation, good blood flow, and the digestive system.Le my dear spotty do it.
September 4, 2009 @ 7:42 pm
good one.. my uncle walked his dogs everyday maybe twice a day and took a heart attack because the doc,s said he was putting to much stain on his heart omg how do you win lol
September 4, 2009 @ 4:28 pm
Good one hahahahahahaha…Now I can tell my friends why I dont exercise LOL