Easter One-Liners
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: “Why are you studying your Easter candy?”
A: “I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips (Two Lips).
Q: What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A:Coloured scrambled eggs!
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Happy Easter!
April 9, 2012 @ 12:03 am
Genesis Stueber —???????????
April 8, 2012 @ 8:18 pm
yeah..these weren’t really one-liners that I’d thought they’d be- thought they would have been more like pick up lines..plus this had been around since the stone age..
April 8, 2012 @ 1:54 pm
Easter jokes are for little kids–cuz the jokes lay eggs.
March 7, 2012 @ 7:23 am
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April 6, 2010 @ 5:20 am
Simply questions and answers.
April 5, 2010 @ 8:09 pm
THESE WERE SUPPOSE TO BE JOKES? I THOUGHT THERY WERE JUST QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS LAAAMMMMEEEE
April 4, 2010 @ 1:53 pm
VERY CUTE A LITTLE FUNNY, RATE THEM A 10
April 4, 2010 @ 1:48 pm
Quite lame if you ask me.
March 30, 2010 @ 1:53 pm
..but.. most were not…
March 29, 2010 @ 11:48 pm
Some of these were kinda funny.