Drunk Biker
A biker walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him?
The biker is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same biker stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink.
The bartender comes over and, still politely – but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab.
The biker looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, he bursts in through the BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised biker looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries “MAAAN! How many bars do you work at?!!?
August 4, 2011 @ 4:29 pm
tequila one, teqiuila two tequila floor
August 4, 2011 @ 8:49 am
Drink, Drank, Drunk, Hitting the Floor… Klunk….
August 4, 2011 @ 8:03 am
This is really funny,…….
August 4, 2011 @ 2:03 am
Nobody could have expected such an outburst from the drunkard.
August 4, 2011 @ 12:15 am
GOOD ONE MICH!!!!!
August 3, 2011 @ 9:33 pm
vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys… Rum and ice will ruin your liver… Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart… Gin and ice will ruin your brain… Coke and ice will ruin your teeth… APPARENTLY ice is LETHAL!!!!Warn all your friends to lay off the ice…….
August 3, 2011 @ 6:35 pm
drink jokes:- brandy makes you randy; whisky/ey/ie makes you frisky what makes a female pregnant? – a stiff johny walker
August 3, 2011 @ 5:55 pm
I enjoyed that
August 3, 2011 @ 5:03 pm
now that was funny!!!!
August 3, 2011 @ 1:50 am
Saw that punch line comin’ a mile away.