Dear Abby Stumped
DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:
Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on My VCR?
Dear Abby, I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.
Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby, I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.
Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
Remember these people can vote!!
April 27, 2009 @ 1:42 pm
“Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on My VCR?”
Seriously? This person doesn’t know how to use a VCR?
April 26, 2009 @ 3:57 pm
i love all the lines.
i cant stop laughing here.
April 25, 2009 @ 8:07 am
give me nr. 9 anyday and i will laugh as if it is d first time. Honestly, Abby needs 2 answer that question
April 23, 2009 @ 6:49 am
this is hillarious loved 2,3 and 9!!
April 22, 2009 @ 8:58 pm
I know a 50yr old and a 21 yr old that together they share most of those idioceys..Good for a lot of laughs
April 22, 2009 @ 4:14 pm
i love #3,the man cheats so much i’m not evev sure the baby i’m carrying is his.
April 22, 2009 @ 11:21 am
they live among us and breed and vote SCARY!
April 21, 2009 @ 6:54 pm
I like this one:
Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.
April 21, 2009 @ 6:04 pm
LOVED the last one…
Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?