Cowboy in a Gay Bar
A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it’s a gay bar.
“What the heck,” he says to himself, “I really want a drink.” When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, “What’s the name of your willy?” The cowboy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink.
“The gay waiter says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan, ‘Just Do It.’ that guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because ‘It really Satisfies.’ “The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, “Hey bud, what’s the name of yours?” The man looks back and says with a smile, “TIMEX.” The thirsty cowboy asks, “Why Timex?” the fella proudly replies, “‘Cause it takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin!'”
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella’s on his right who just happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, “So, what do you guys call yours?” The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because Quality is Job One.” “Then he adds, “Have you driven a Ford lately?” The guy next to him then says, “I call mine CHEVY…..’Like a Rock!’ “And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, “The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer.” The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, “Why Secret?”
The cowboy says, “Because it’s ‘STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!’
Posted By: lostnehow
August 25, 2009 @ 5:14 pm
amen
August 25, 2009 @ 3:13 pm
Now that’s a good one ,lol
August 25, 2009 @ 12:05 pm
mine is also a secret and why…..it’s a secret hahahahaha
August 25, 2009 @ 9:06 am
i will keep mine to my self thank you
August 25, 2009 @ 8:54 am
I won’t tell you that my wife calls me wahoo! Yup…just like riding a wild bull… Waaaaaaaaaaaaahooo!!!
August 25, 2009 @ 8:54 am
Well if I had one it would be Folgers( good to the last drop) LOL
August 25, 2009 @ 4:51 am
a friend of mine calls his henry because he is fonda pussy:)
August 24, 2009 @ 10:49 pm
My hubby’s is GE, cuz he brings good things to life. hahahaha.
August 24, 2009 @ 6:18 pm
ridem cowboy
good answer i like that one
smart man
August 24, 2009 @ 4:56 pm
Good one…LMAO!!