There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise.
After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher’s salary.
There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman’s additional children were costing the church.
Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, “Children are a gift from God,” he said.
Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, “Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.”
@ mykel – – – guess on your last surgery, the doctor removed your funny bone! Or you never had one to begin with….methinks you are a dull person with no life to laugh at.
THIS IS GREAT, I HAVE DECIDED TO SEND THIS TO MY PASTOR.
GOD BLESS EVERY PERSON WHO PASSES ON THE WONDERFUL WORDS WE COLLECT ON THIS SIGHT.LOVE YOU ALL.
from the seeds that ye sow a great harvest shall grow…….
Weeds shall grow just as well if not better…..
So tend ye the weeds in your mind…..
For they shall block the view of a more fruitful harvest….
Hiding the pathway from what can be achieved……
in life’s everlasting long term plans….
To be, and grow and flow into all the tomorrows’ and forever mores…
March 14, 2010 @ 12:32 am
@ mykel – – – guess on your last surgery, the doctor removed your funny bone! Or you never had one to begin with….methinks you are a dull person with no life to laugh at.
March 13, 2010 @ 11:51 pm
THIS IS GREAT, I HAVE DECIDED TO SEND THIS TO MY PASTOR.
GOD BLESS EVERY PERSON WHO PASSES ON THE WONDERFUL WORDS WE COLLECT ON THIS SIGHT.LOVE YOU ALL.
March 13, 2010 @ 10:02 pm
Yeah, Little old ladies always tell it right!!
March 13, 2010 @ 9:13 pm
hahaahaha good one
March 13, 2010 @ 12:13 pm
Maby the preacher don’t have a TV. LOL
March 13, 2010 @ 11:10 am
gotta reach 10 kids or more so my salary will increase tenfold or more..smart huh!
March 13, 2010 @ 8:57 am
Meza, it seems to me the preacher HAS a hobby…..one his wife likes too
March 13, 2010 @ 8:19 am
very funny
March 13, 2010 @ 6:48 am
from the seeds that ye sow a great harvest shall grow…….
Weeds shall grow just as well if not better…..
So tend ye the weeds in your mind…..
For they shall block the view of a more fruitful harvest….
Hiding the pathway from what can be achieved……
in life’s everlasting long term plans….
To be, and grow and flow into all the tomorrows’ and forever mores…
…..”Me Thinks The Pastor Needs A HOBBY”…..
March 13, 2010 @ 5:30 am
not funny!
October 30, 2013 @ 8:12 am
u are so right this is not funy and whosoever believth it is shall have no rest or everlasting life amen pray for sinners