Christmas Tree Tradition
One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip….but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then, Mrs. Claus told him that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
Then when he went to harness the Reindeer, he found three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas Tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas Santa. Isn’t it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you, Isn’t it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?”
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas Tree
December 10, 2011 @ 11:17 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
December 10, 2011 @ 8:49 pm
GRAMMS,
I AGREE THAT THIS IS A LITTLE TACKY BUT IT’S MEANT TO BE FUNNY.
SIT BACK, KICK YOUR SHOES OFF AND ENJOY A LITTLE JOKE AND THE SEASON.
HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.
December 10, 2011 @ 2:10 pm
God made the angels and through them He provides – He does the same thing with us humans.
December 10, 2011 @ 2:07 pm
THAT IS TERRIBLE..I WOULD NOT WANT THAT SANTA TO COME TO SEE MY GRANDCHILDREN…
December 11, 2010 @ 7:51 am
Hahahahaha poor little “Angel” there are times where people are afraid to go where Angels Dread!!!
December 11, 2010 @ 3:53 am
I believe Santa Clause, but he should have known that it is only God that provides all our needs.
December 10, 2010 @ 4:33 pm
that was nasty, Only the Lord Jesus Christ provides everything .
December 9, 2010 @ 10:25 pm
I believe in Santa Claus; I just don’t believe the story
happened this way either.
December 9, 2010 @ 10:22 pm
I don’t know about that Micheg. I have days like that! It could happen, anyhow it’s funny LOL
December 9, 2010 @ 7:05 pm
…and a very beautiful tradition it is…
(((though I don’t really believe that’s the way it began)))