Christmas Holiday Facts
The average American takes six months to pay off holiday credit-card bills.
Pogonophobia: the fear of beards.
There are currently 78 people named S. Claus living in the U.S. — and one Kriss Kringle.
December is the most popular month for nose jobs.
Weight of Santa’s sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton sleigh: 214,206 — plus Rudolph.
Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20.
To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound. At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame instantaneously.
Caster
December 3, 2010 @ 4:22 am
So, is that proof that Santa doesnt exist killjoy? A lot of kids will be devastated.
Becky
December 2, 2010 @ 4:56 pm
@Jean – I understand your dilema – the only thing important about Christmas is that we leave CHRIST in the word – spread the joy and wealth of the holiday season and help those that are less fortunate.
‘MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL’
Jean H
December 2, 2010 @ 2:30 pm
I never taught my children that Santa was real because I remember when I was growing up just how bad I felt when I knew he was NOT. I did not want my children to feel that hurt plus knowing their parents had lied to them all those years. Yes, I do love Christmas and giving gifts but mostly because of the gift Christ gave us because that is what it is all about, nothing more, nothing less.
Hanora Sherry
December 2, 2010 @ 2:17 pm
Get a life
micheg
December 9, 2009 @ 7:53 pm
I don’t know which is more scary–6 months to pay for 1 christmas– or santa and eight tiny reindeer bursting into flames–
meza
December 9, 2009 @ 5:42 am
hahahahahahaha the thought of poor old Santa and his rein deer toasted and roasted…..well… yes once a year a miracle happens lots of little children all over the world get to believe in, from the heart that something good is theirs alone to believe in, a magical moment where the heart is pure and illuminated by love born of innocence. That on that one night of the year “Santa Claus is coming to town”
………………..Merry Christmas one and all………………
lovey
December 8, 2009 @ 3:18 pm
okkkkkkkkkkkk
M V
December 8, 2009 @ 3:09 pm
I know there is always two sides to every story; let this one go away…I will be waiting for Santa just as I always do every year, and he always makes it so I am not worried…Merry Christmas!
kijlex
December 8, 2009 @ 11:20 am
ouch!