Captured By Cannibals
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.
The chief comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now that we’ve caught you, we’re going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, eat you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die.”
The Frenchman says, “I take ze sword.” The chief gives him a sword, he says, “Vive la France!” and runs himself through.
The Englishman says, “A pistol for me, please.” The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, “God save the queen!” and shoots himself.
The New Yorker says, “Gimme a fork.” The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over – the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There’s blood gushing out all over, it’s horrible.
The chief is appalled, and asks, “WHAT are you doing?!”
The New Yorker says, “So much for your canoe, jerk!!!”
April 19, 2012 @ 11:03 pm
I love that I can see her nipples!
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February 15, 2010 @ 12:47 pm
French and Englishmen are not too smart..
October 22, 2009 @ 8:29 am
its better everyday to act smart
October 21, 2009 @ 1:55 am
I agree with c. minix the punchline is suppose to say “(damn your fu**ing canoe)!”
October 20, 2009 @ 6:12 pm
gone with the canoe, but yummy new yorker..go cannibals!!
October 20, 2009 @ 4:42 pm
Good one I like it
October 20, 2009 @ 9:57 am
i know that joke, the punchline is suppose to say (damn your fu**ing canoe)!
October 20, 2009 @ 9:05 am
Beautiful! Americans Rock!