Blind Man at a Restaurant
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
“I’m sorry sir, but I am blind, and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I’ll smell it and order from there.”
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. “Ah, yes that’s what I’ll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”
Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner’s wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakingly brings him a menu again. “Sir, remember me? I’m the blind man.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize you. I’ll go get you a dirty fork.”
The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, “That smells great, I’ll take the Macarroni and chesse with broccoli.
Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he’s going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner see’s him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, “Mary rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man.”
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
“Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you.”
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, “Hey I didn’t know that Mary worked here?”
April 4, 2009 @ 12:19 pm
you can create jokes
I think u better join mr. bean so dat u people can combine ur skills
lol
April 4, 2009 @ 9:54 am
funny… going to send this out to a few people
April 4, 2009 @ 12:45 am
@charlie
ew fish va*in*s are NASTY
😛
April 3, 2009 @ 10:53 pm
i like this one it was cute
April 3, 2009 @ 11:28 am
Cool dude. . . Funny!
April 3, 2009 @ 10:39 am
lol, this is so funny, so funny. Not the actual joke, but some of the comments. Guys this is a joke for crying out loud. Why the serious comments? dont you guys know how to let your hair down and enjoy life? some comments are so boring. ‘GET A LIFE’.
April 3, 2009 @ 3:11 am
LOL, This is interesting
April 2, 2009 @ 4:22 pm
funny at least it didn’t smell like fish:D
April 2, 2009 @ 12:17 pm
A typical sexual “funny-bone” storyline-ending directed by the utilization and substitution of senses. In reality, certain things have to happen that other things can be revealed. Being poetic, this is a joke than can be classified as a thin line between comic, magic and being realistic.
April 2, 2009 @ 6:00 am
That was a great lesson !! who is the blind man here now? is it the restaurant owner or the ……..? This man (waiter)really has eyes but cannot see. He is indeed blind even than the natural blind man himself.