Blind Date
Alex sets up his friend Bob to go on a blind date with his cousin.
Bob is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Bob, “I’ll be with her all night.”
“Don’t worry,” Alex says, “just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don’t, just shout ‘Aaaaaauuuggghhh!’ and fake a heart attack.”
That night Bob knocks at the girl’s door. When she comes out he is awe-struck at how hot and sexy she is. He’s about to speak when the girl suddenly grabs for her chest and lets out a loud … “Aaaaaauuuggghhh!”
July 29, 2009 @ 4:11 am
for me it is funny, i will rate it very high, the guy was busy thinking how the babe would look like without considering how he himself looks like.
July 29, 2009 @ 3:18 am
Looks are not everything its the whole package that counts…..my favourite eye candy is Hugh Jackman…… now thats what i call the whole package
July 28, 2009 @ 11:20 pm
Wasnt funny at all. ok but not funny.
July 28, 2009 @ 6:26 pm
IF I HAD TO READ MANY OF THIS KIND…I”D NOT LAUGH FOR A LONG TIME.
July 28, 2009 @ 6:02 pm
@duane lee I am with you!
July 28, 2009 @ 4:37 pm
We all have to remember it’s just a joke. But yet it goes to show u
what goes around comes around. It was a lil funny but I’ve heard better.
July 28, 2009 @ 1:22 pm
Man, younever really realize how many knuclkeheads there are in the world until read some of the remarks left on sites like this….
“:O) that’s the funniest part of these pages… P.T Barnum was right for sure…one born every minute..
July 28, 2009 @ 1:18 pm
This is very funny…Surprise ending…We all need a joke now and then.
Thanks…
July 28, 2009 @ 1:12 pm
what a surprise, i like this and will pratice it
July 28, 2009 @ 12:42 pm
Looks like the cousin told the girl the same thing he told the guy!! LOL