Blind Date
Alex sets up his friend Bob to go on a blind date with his cousin.
Bob is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Bob, “I’ll be with her all night.”
“Don’t worry,” Alex says, “just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don’t, just shout ‘Aaaaaauuuggghhh!’ and fake a heart attack.”
That night Bob knocks at the girl’s door. When she comes out he is awe-struck at how hot and sexy she is. He’s about to speak when the girl suddenly grabs for her chest and lets out a loud … “Aaaaaauuuggghhh!”
August 13, 2009 @ 9:01 am
its funny coz de man delayed yet he would be de first to say aword,guys learn 2 b quick in every thing. hhhhhhhhaaaaaa anyway he deserves it.
August 8, 2009 @ 1:25 am
This is a great innovation. I am going to try it right now and see what happens.
Thanks
August 1, 2009 @ 1:47 pm
SURELY WAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. HAHA…. I CAN IMAGINE HOW HIGHLY HE REGARDED HIMSELF.HAHA…
August 1, 2009 @ 3:26 am
let this be a lesson to you all boys out there! hehehehe hahhahah.
i will never ever stop laughing everytime i read this joke. hahhaha hehehe huhuhuhu hihihihi. somebody stop me now hahahah hohohoho heheheh..
July 31, 2009 @ 3:04 am
So what next? beauty lies in the hearts of the beholder,see first then act, not funny.
July 30, 2009 @ 1:46 am
Learn to accept people 4 what they are not what they can offer.
July 29, 2009 @ 1:41 pm
busted, at least he knew it wasn’t from pleasure ha ha ha
July 29, 2009 @ 4:31 am
It pays to look at yourself first before wondering what the other person looks like. This is funny….man in the mirror.