A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
‘Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.’
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, ‘Sure. I have this,’ and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, ‘There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.’
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. ‘I mean, what in the world is this?’
(you’re gonna love this)
The bank manager looks back at her and says…
‘It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man’s a Rolling Stone.’
(You’re singing it, aren’t you? Yeah, I know you are……..)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
March 20, 2010 @ 10:24 am
that caught me off guard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 20, 2010 @ 6:49 am
This one sure makes me laugh every time that it comes back into the 1Funny .com joke forum Jumping Jack Flash its a GAS GAS GAS GASSSSSSS….
March 20, 2010 @ 6:22 am
NOT REAL FUNNY,BUT BRINGS A SMILE ON THIS OLD FACE,,,,RATE IT A 10
March 19, 2010 @ 11:32 pm
@lovey – when they did your last lobotomy – did they also remove your funny bone?
March 19, 2010 @ 9:33 pm
seen this before but still is funny
March 19, 2010 @ 2:59 pm
not funny
March 19, 2010 @ 1:13 pm
hahahahahahaha i loved it
March 19, 2010 @ 1:07 pm
This is so corny that it is funny as all get out.
March 19, 2010 @ 12:29 pm
yes I sang along, with a big grin.
March 19, 2010 @ 10:28 am
YH