Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”
The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!”
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it’s back, and frustrated, shouts, “Damn, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”
July 22, 2009 @ 12:21 am
poor alligators lol
July 21, 2009 @ 8:07 am
Poor fool
July 17, 2009 @ 4:21 pm
Wow such a bland joke.
July 17, 2009 @ 6:26 am
love, u just said my mind,
does it means that all blonde are fools ha ha ha, thats funny.
July 17, 2009 @ 4:23 am
OUCH!the alligator did not have teeth i presume.
thatv was really cool
July 17, 2009 @ 1:30 am
Ha ha… v funny. Thanks for sharing this joke.
July 16, 2009 @ 9:11 pm
ohhhhhh this is sooooooo funny hahahaha
July 16, 2009 @ 3:03 pm
VERY CUTE, THANK YOU.
July 16, 2009 @ 1:51 pm
LOL LOL – You don’t have to be blonde to do that , I know some people who are that stupid,, this is cute reading!!
July 15, 2009 @ 2:02 pm
how stupid was that (ouch)