Actual Answers On Driver’s Exams
The following are purportedly a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school (that is, Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.
1. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
What for? He can’t see my license plate.
2. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
3. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
Always wear a condom.
4. When driving through fog, what should you use?
Your car.
5. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
6. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
7. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute.
8. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
The color.
9. How do you deal with heavy traffic?
Heavy psychedelics.
10. What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
Carry loaded weapons.
July 31, 2009 @ 8:25 pm
I think think it’s a shame that our American youth are so terribly stupid & disrespectiable. Most act like they never went to school because they are totaly dumb!
July 31, 2009 @ 4:50 pm
I have to agree with Tony. I like this joke it’s funny. Besides the way I drive there going to have to catch up to me, they better watch out for me.
July 31, 2009 @ 3:29 pm
thats funny
July 31, 2009 @ 2:22 pm
Sounds like some actual answers that a few idiots I know would say.One can only hope that they did not recieve their license based on these answers
July 31, 2009 @ 11:42 am
i like his answers better than the ones i did
July 31, 2009 @ 11:29 am
Watch out!
July 31, 2009 @ 11:28 am
What’s the scariest about this, is most of these people probably got their licenses anyway.
July 30, 2009 @ 10:26 pm
They walk among us!
April 11, 2012 @ 1:43 pm
No. Actually they DRIVE! Although I think they do the same in Arizona.
July 30, 2009 @ 1:44 pm
boring lmao.!
July 30, 2009 @ 7:55 am
this is the type i want to use to ease my tension daily