Actual Answers On Driver’s Exams
The following are purportedly a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school (that is, Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.
1. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
What for? He can’t see my license plate.
2. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
3. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
Always wear a condom.
4. When driving through fog, what should you use?
Your car.
5. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
6. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
7. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute.
8. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
The color.
9. How do you deal with heavy traffic?
Heavy psychedelics.
10. What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
Carry loaded weapons.
August 10, 2009 @ 1:49 pm
@MARSHA I agree!
August 1, 2009 @ 6:59 pm
some mothers do have em
August 1, 2009 @ 4:44 am
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July 31, 2009 @ 8:27 pm
ohhhhhhhhhhh i love these answers…doesn’t it feel great when you give some people headaches hahahahahaha