A Holiday Recipe
You’ll need the following:
1 cup sugar
1 cup water
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 bottle whisky
Sample the whisky to check for quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it’s the highest quality, pour one level cup & drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp. sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whisky is still OK. Cry another cup. Turn off the mixar. Beat two leggs and addd to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the tuner. If the dried frust gets stuck on the beaters pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven. Turn on the cake to 350 degrees. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out the window. Check the whicky again and go to bed.
December 19, 2011 @ 12:27 am
Very well said, meza! I love most all the other’s comments too.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! TO EACH & EVERYONE!!!!
December 18, 2011 @ 5:34 pm
Why don’t all you folks check out what Nan and Randy G said plus what I learned then you will be enlightened as well ….. 🙂
December 18, 2011 @ 3:17 pm
LIKE I SAID…I ALWAYS PUT CHRIST IN CHRISTMAS AND ALWAYS WILL. BUT I DO KNOW SOME PEOPLE THAT SAYS THAT’S WHY THEY DO IT. GO FIGURE. DOESN’T MAKE SENSE TO ME EITHER. CHRIST IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON !!
December 18, 2011 @ 2:34 pm
CHRIST…That’s only 5 more letters…so I really don’t believe that People are in that big of a Hurry…I mean it’s not like trying to spell “Czechoslovakia”…so, just say MERRY CHRISTMAS…
December 18, 2011 @ 2:16 pm
I, ALSO, LIKE TO SEE CHRIST IN CHRISTMAS. BUT I THINK ALOT OF PEOPLE JUST PUT THE “X” THERE BECAUSE IT’S JUST FASTER. I DON’T THINK THEY MEAN ANYTHING BY LEAVING IT OUT.
December 18, 2011 @ 1:39 pm
Hey Lovey….Please don’t take CHRIST out of CHRISTMAS….MERRY CHRISTMAS to You, and to All…..
December 18, 2011 @ 11:49 am
All those question marks should be Xristós.
December 18, 2011 @ 11:45 am
Good idea. What I learned is that the X is the Greek letter chi which is the first letter in the word ??????? which means Christos. So, it isn’t actually the X that is Christ, just an abbreviation. I always thought it was something advertisers made up when come to find out it has been around for centuries. Thanks for the suggestion. Sometimes the obvious is obtuse.
December 18, 2011 @ 11:32 am
xmas is not meant to leave Christ out…in greek the word for christ is chi and is similar to the letter x in the roman alphabet.sometimes xian is used for christian also. it never was intended to leave christ out. you find this information here…
http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/xmasabbr.asp
December 18, 2011 @ 11:31 am
Actuall the X does stand for Christ.Check ther old fashioned print books such as the Dictionary.