A Blonde at Work
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
“Hey, girls,” says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.”
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
“That was fun,” says the brunette. “We should do it again sometime.”
“No way,” says the blonde. “I almost got caught.”
God is dead
November 10, 2009 @ 3:04 am
With your grammar, I’d guess you are blonde…
Goretex
July 13, 2009 @ 3:13 am
Blondes are not dumb. They make seem like it, but it is those who fall for it who are dumb; they do things because they know they can get away with it through their awesome gorgeousness and we all fall for it!
I recently meet a blonde girl you is the most smartest person I’ve ever met. I’m an A student, but this chick is like A+… She’s incredible. Don’t judge only because none of you can get away with it like they do; because they’re so hot and you-haters arent.. hahahha
Nevertheless, we like blonde jokes. lolz
Elma
July 3, 2009 @ 5:34 am
Apart from the joke, the comments are what I enjoy most.
Calvin
June 30, 2009 @ 4:42 am
Some dumb Blonde. She must love her husband. What color of hair did the Boss have. Must have been blonde. LOL
Calvin
Calvin
June 30, 2009 @ 4:41 am
Some dumb Blonde. She must love her husband.
Calvin
soccerchika
June 29, 2009 @ 8:15 pm
my dad and my stepmom are both blondes and even though my stepmom hair is natural blonde she is kinda dumb. She’ll be driving her sport car my daddy got her for christmas and ask where it is or her fav sunglasses are and there in her hands, But she is super smart too and works really hard. My dad isnt dumb to cause if he was We wouldnt be living in a huge house in cali living the dream. Hey and Im blonde and I get straight As so a good precent of blondes arent dumb
charlie
June 29, 2009 @ 12:35 pm
u really can’t get any dumber than that.
belinda
June 29, 2009 @ 9:51 am
glad you’re getting married to a good blonde. Best of luck.
riland williams
June 29, 2009 @ 8:06 am
i be glad to be marrying one on december 24 2009 in england well this georgeous blond i’m marrying is no dumb blonde because she has taken me to be her husband and no one else is good enough
frankiepoo
June 29, 2009 @ 5:43 am
the only dumb ones are the ones that didnt take me, that is only the beautiful ones, hello out there., do you here me? frankiepoo rate the joke a 10