Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Woman?

• A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
• Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
• A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
• A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
• You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
• A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
• When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
• A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
• A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
• A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.