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Wife’s Birthday Present

March 20th, 2009

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A couple has not been getting along for years, so the husband buys his wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.

Well, you can imagine her disappointment.

The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn’t get her anything.

“Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!” she asks angrily?

“Are you kidding me?” He replies, “You didn’t use what I got you last year”!

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  1. smita
    March 22nd, 2009 at 15:25 | #1
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    I would have used it by putting him in the plot ha! ha!

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  2. charlie
    March 22nd, 2009 at 17:07 | #2
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    not cool, he would have been missing the next day ha ha

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  3. MARTY
    March 22nd, 2009 at 19:44 | #3
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    WHEN I WAS MARRIED ,IF I WOULD HAVE DINE THAT…I WOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE OCCUPYING THAT PLOT ! LOL!!!!

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  4. RABBIT
    March 23rd, 2009 at 01:17 | #4
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    I REALLY DON’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS JOKE BUT, KUDOS ANYWAY!!!

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  5. Tina
    March 23rd, 2009 at 09:50 | #5
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    If he had gotten a casket along with it, she would have used it for him.

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