Why Pumpkins are Better than Men
October 27th, 2009
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5. If you don’t like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
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this is stupid,,,not funny,,,just duhhh
This is so absolutely retarded it’s pathetic!!
Who sends in this crap?!?
Out of ten? Let me see. . . .how ’bout .000000001 ! ! ! ! ! !
i agree with mich
This sounds about right to me lmao
I juess you all don’t get it the wife can do what she wants to with her pumlin not like her husband or boyfriend ha ha ha get it ahhhh my Godddd What a hard crowd to please
not very creative, but hell when are the men jokes creative?
You can carve a pumpkin but You can carve the dumb out of SOME men. I think it is cute.
You can carve a pumpkin but You can not carve the dumb out of SOME men. I think it is cute.
Can’t get a pumpkin to take out the garbage LOL
Sure is weird!!! If she Gets Lucky,…and i doubt it…… at the stroke of 12 midnight the pumpkin will turn into a Man and really put a smile on her face ‘duhhhh
Oh i see all those who think this is dumb are guys. No wonder! now that its about you, its dumb but when its about ladies and blondes, then its funny. got you this time. wooow this is goooood! i love it.
I agree with you “man”. Most of the “man-basher” jokes are condescending and cruel and only cause men to resent women even more!
Oh getta grip you (ahem) men. If you cant laugh at yourself
then your in trouble, in the real life!! Hahahahaha
I agree with you SUE. Get a grip of yourselves…lmao