What Would You Do?
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man’s head. The wife shouts, ‘Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!’
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, ‘What would you do?
The cabby replies, ‘I’d cover his butt with that blanket before he catches a cold.’
Comments
15 comments
HAHA funny!
I do NOT like the new redid 1funny i hate it! I want it back to normal!!!
@Anna Banana
I’m sorry to hear that Anna. What didn’t you like about the new layout?
sounds like the making of a good foursome. the wife really fuc*ed up.
I agree with anna, change it back :[
it’s too serious now, gray? This is supposed to be a joke website.
NOT funny, but I agree with the cabby, cover him before he catches a cold and it depends on the mind, agreement, and understanding of the involved party. SORRY! but that’s my opinion…
need more funny
wouldn’t funny but like the layout of it, cool. all wish we had a sugar
daddy ha ha
Ask the cabby to take him to the Pub and be the wise monkey: see nothing,hear nothing and say nothing.
this one is really funny i would cover back with the blanket
What’s amatter AnnA did this happen to you. I like the new way. We don’t need you Anna. Keep up the good work
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The cabby says, “give me the gun”, I’m still paying for the monthly country club membership.
well said of the cabby afterall you don’t bite the finger that feeds you
great! I would shoot him all the same.
the new look by the way is splendid. Don’t mind Anna and friends, it’s for want of something to say.
yes u right she did but its look like the man can not take care of his wife
Its amazing but i wonder the number of territories the woman dwells in.anyway its funny