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What is a Billion?

April 15th, 2009

money-stack
How many zeros in a billion???

This is too true to be funny…

The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it’s releases.

A..

A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.

A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.

A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

D.

A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.

A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain…

let’s take a look at New Orleans ….

It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator,

Mary Landrieu (D)

is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans .. Interesting number… what does it mean?

A.

Well… if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) you each get $516,528.

B.

Or… if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C..

Or… if you are a family of four… your family gets $2,066,012.

Imagine, now $700 billion bailing out banks in theUS. That’s enough to fund complete medical care for every man, woman and child currently alive in the US for 11 years!!

50 billion to bail out the auto industry???

Washington , D.C.

&

Ottawa ON.

< HELLO!!! >

Are all your calculators broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

CDL License Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Federal Income Tax , Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Permit Tax

Gasoline Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)

IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Luxury Tax

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Propert y Tax

Real Estate Tax

Service charge taxes

Social Security Tax

Road Usage Tax (Truckers)

Sales Taxes

Recreational Vehicle Tax

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

Telephone Federal Excise Tax

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax upon Tax

Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax

Telephone State and Local Tax

Telephone Usage Charge Tax

Utility Tax

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

Income Tax

Everything Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY???

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago…

and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt…

We had the largest middle class in the world..

and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

Can you spell ‘politicians!’

And I still have to

press ‘1′

for English.

I hope this goes around the US & CANADA at least 1 billion times

What the heck happened???

broke-man

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  1. Kittyluvr
    April 15th, 2009 at 15:04 | #1

    This would be hillarious, if it werent for it being true.

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  2. mike
    April 15th, 2009 at 17:13 | #2

    I agree with you kittyluvr…the truth hurts so bad

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  3. G.Like Sr.
    April 15th, 2009 at 18:35 | #3

    Wish I knew their addresses,I think every one in congress needs to digest this information.
    I also think every one in the Washington Government,from the president to the janitors(they are most likely kin to someone in administration)needs to be fired.Then send a group of honest looking faces to go outside washington d.c. and hire all new people at random.I think our chances of getting this country back on its feet and going straight would be much better.P S I didn’t show too much respect for the Nations Capitol,because I cannot respect what is in it.

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  4. robber
    April 15th, 2009 at 20:43 | #4

    “If I had a BILLON DOLLARS!”

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  5. Becky
    April 15th, 2009 at 21:43 | #5

    Re: G.Like Sr. – this is all to good to be true – but in fact it is. And the biggest reason that there are fools on the hill is because we elected them to be there. So now comes the hard part – finding honest looking faces. Go one step better – vote them out of office – OR — make them accountable for every dollar they spend (we as taxpayers) have that right -it’s OUR money and OUR government – lets take it back from the crooks that are in office.

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  6. Smurfie
    April 16th, 2009 at 03:30 | #6

    @robber
    ….yes, Rueben, if we ALL did….

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  7. Nissy
    April 16th, 2009 at 06:49 | #7

    so true it hurts :-(

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  8. Rupak
    April 16th, 2009 at 07:52 | #8

    yes the truth hurts so bad ..if the US has 300 million nations citizen..how much would each head get from 800 billion dollars of recenlty approved stimulous money.

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  9. Jan Renn
    April 17th, 2009 at 01:08 | #9

    Hear! Hear! To those leaders of our country with tunnel vision and number-retardation. Let’s bombard them with FACTS!

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  10. Daniel
    April 18th, 2009 at 05:32 | #10

    its sad insnt it? and its not only in the US. Its all over.

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  11. Debbie
    April 18th, 2009 at 13:27 | #11

    We need to throw out all the congress, get HONEST PEOPLE IN THERE, ANY MAN ON THE STREET, CHOOSE A FEW AND THEY WOULD NOT GET THOSE FABULOUS SALARIES, TO TAKE US TO THE CLEANERS, AND THE MAN ON THE STREET, KNOWS HOW IT FEELS SO THERE WOULD NOT BE ANY PORK IN GOVERNMENT – LIKE THE SO CALLED ATV TRAIL IN THE STIMULUS PACKAGE,
    TAKE NANCY PELOSI’S JET FROM HER. IF SHE WORKS IN WASHINGTON, WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE A SPECIAL PLANE FOR HER TO GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA. GIVE ME A BREAK. THESE PEOPLE ARE THE MOST SPENDTHRIFT PEOPLE, BUT THEN THEY DO NOT HAVE TO PAY IT BACK, ALSO CUT THOSE BIG FAT PENSIONS, THEY GET, AFTER THEY LEAVE WASHINGTON. WE HAVE TO WORK MANY YEARS TO GET EVEN A SMALL PENSION START CUTTING EXPENSES IN WASHINGTON, THEN SEE HOW MUCH WE SAVE. ALSO WHY IS OBAMA’S ILLEGAL AUNT, GIVEN A YEARS EXTENSION FOR HER BEING HERE ILLEGALLY – AND TO INSULT US SHE HAS BEEN LIVING OFF OF US GETTING EVERYTHING FREE AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO. HOW MANY OF US WOULD GET THE FREE HOUSING, MEDICAL, FOOD STAMPS ETC. THAT SHE ENJOYS AS AMERICANS – SHE WAS TO HAVE LEFT 5 YEARS AGO – CHARGE THE PRESIDENT WITH THE BIIL FOR THE 5 YEARS AND SHE SHOULD NOT REMAIN HERE, HOW MANY ILLEGALS ARE GIVEN THIS RIGHT. ‘HOW DID SHE QUALIFY FOR GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE. THERE SHOULD BE AN INQUIRY INTO THIS, AND WHOEVER OKAYED IT SHOULD BE REALLY MADE TO PAY US BACK ALL THIS MONEY.
    IT IS SAD WE WERE THE WEALTHIEST COUNTRY BUT IT SEEMS GOVERNMENT AND THEIR CRONIES WANT US OUT HERE TO LOSE OUT SHIRTS WHILE ROME BURNS..

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  12. Hahaha
    April 18th, 2009 at 17:50 | #12

    Serves you all right. The average person is too busy watching FOX “News” and reality shows to realise that their children are growing up retarded in every way. All that credit you overextended yourselves on? Washington and the banks simply did the same thing. Want to find the enemy? Look in the mirror.

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  13. CourtneyB
    April 27th, 2009 at 22:52 | #13

    I don’t use credit cards, I don’t have a job, not that I am not looking, but I can’t seem to get any kind of assistance from my state or federal government because I don’t have any illegetimate children or imigrants living with me. Would be nice if I could just get enough of my taxes back to pay my electric bill!!

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  14. jose morales
    April 28th, 2009 at 21:40 | #14

    yes i think we should send this to everyone in America and vote them (crook politicians)out , out of our goverment and America let’s take America back,stop voting democrat,republican or other and vote honesty

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  15. fresh662
    April 29th, 2009 at 17:14 | #15

    A lot of this is b*llshi* i’m reading. How can most of you blame people who have been in office only a 100 days or less for the way the economy is. BUSH was in office 8 years and created this mess but who’s blaming him? No one. So now the world critizes a guy who is at least trying to help. Some of you guys priorities are mixed up and you are stuck in the past. Get off from behind the BUSHES and give the guy a chance. If BUSH f**ked it up in 8 years, how can another man fix it in less than 6 months? P.S., Debbie did you do the same background check on G.W. Bush as you did on Obama, or are you just really stupid? I know plenty of illegals thats been here well over 5 years, and they also are enjoying the same benefits, but are you coming down on them and dragging their families into the politics?

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