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Very Sick Husband

March 18th, 2009

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.”

“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim.” If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife.

“What did the doctor say?”

“You’re going to die,” she replied.

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  1. Barb
    March 19th, 2009 at 18:31 | #1

    Thats what i’d say lol.

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  2. Deidra
    March 20th, 2009 at 23:48 | #2

    i agree he’s going to die

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  3. Tina
    March 23rd, 2009 at 11:40 | #3

    She will definitely snuff life out of him.

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  4. Elma
    March 25th, 2009 at 08:19 | #4

    poor man R.I.P

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  5. Taco Bell
    April 18th, 2009 at 17:04 | #5

    Sad, sad.

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  6. jiminava
    January 4th, 2010 at 05:20 | #6

    Huhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuu!!!

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