Two Irishmen at a Pub
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
“Why of course,” comes the reply.
The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”
“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.
The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too!
Let’s have another round to Ireland.”
“Of Course,” replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?”
“Dublin,” comes the reply.
“I can’t believe it,” says the first man.
“I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”
“Of course,” replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?”
“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man. “I graduated in ’62.”
“This is unbelievable!” the first man says. “I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in ’62, too!”
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
“What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender.
“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again.”
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Funny enough, this is another oliver twist case.
you can have an olive or a twist in your martini but i don’t recommend both…..
GOOD ONE
Male Irish Twins… you are always guaranteed always to be able to have a drinking partner…..Same Again barman……
whats up with the irish and drinking
Hey, why do we always make the Irish the butt of our jokes. They are the kindest people around. The world would have been so much poorer if they werent around. God Bless
All I can say now is “When Irish eyes are smiling” I would like to add my own: They make the world go around. Have a great day
happy feast of St. Patrick’s! He love’s ireland and the Irish!!!
Double the fun!!!!Happy St.Patrick’s Day!thx 4 this one!!!!
Not bad
“HAPPY SAINT PATRICK’S DAY” EVERYONE .
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This one got a smile and a deep throaty chuckle from me.
This one gets recycled every year.
I loved this, I didn’t find this insulting at all and I’m part Irish. Tomorrow is St Patrick’s Day, have a drink on me everyone, I would come and join you if I knew where all of you were. Enjoy the laughter here and don’t take life so seriously. The Irish aren’t always the blunt of jokes. Take it from one who knows.
The Irish do love their Guiness … not sure that is spelled right … you get the jist …
Happy St. Patrick’s Day & Happy Birthday to ME on Sun., Mar. 18th. I’ll be 56 yrs. young! God bless ya’ll.
Happy Birthday, Joy … just a mere kid!!
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joy, happy birthday to you. And many more. I turned 64 on December 10th, and I’m happy to say that people say that I look like I’m 55 yrs old and act like I’m 40 yrs old. I love jet skiing, horse back riding, swimming, dancing (line dancing especially) singing, I sing for weddings and funerals and on stage in concert, write articles, poetry and short stories, go mini golfing and much more. If you were closer, you and I could go out and party. HAVE A GREAT DAY JOY, YOU DESERVE THE BEST. MAKE THE MOST OF IT AND THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE, FOR LIFE IS SHORT. HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY TO EVERYONE TODAY.
Happy birthday! I turned 66 the 15th. and it’s my last one I’m counting and telling. haha
I think they get more special after 65 … never know when it might be the last.
Happy Birthday to all of you. I am 78 and hope to add more. I also am half Irish and that is the half I choose to be. Irish laughter, Irish eyes, and RED Irish hair; (with just a little gray) well I’m married to a non-Irish so what do you expect? Again Happy Days and a long, long life.
Thanks for the birthday greetings, Ruby, Lin & Lola. I did have a nice day. My hubby & I went to the morning worship service at church, where I also play the piano. Several people wished me a happy birthday. One elderly lady hugged me & stuck something in my hand. When I went out to the car, she had handed me a $20. bill. How sweet of her! She used to be our organist, but she is too feeble. She still drives herself to church tho. She will be 83 next month. Then we went home. had a bote to eat & had birthday cake. It was strawberry with pink frosting & pretty daisies on it. Then my stepson & his girlfriend stopped by & brought me a giant chocolate chip cookie that said Happy Birthday, Joy on it in pink frosting. Real sweet of them. I opened a few gifts. I talked to a few family members on the phone. All my brothers & sister live in OR & the state of WA. My youngest son lives in eastern OR & my oldest son lives in Alaska, along with my 2 grandsons, ages 6 & 3. I miss all of them. I live in western KY. Hope to go to Alaska this summer. Thanks for making my day, girls!
You are very welcome Joy and you will enjoy Alaska I’m sure. Safe trip to you when you go. I’d had to take that cookie if I had been there cause I’m a cookie monster. lol
Wow Lola, you are a busy camper…..
I think the New Version is—2 irish men walk out of a Pub….Hey, it could happen!
I am also some Irish and never minded the jokes, so Happy Day After.