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August 11th, 2009

My 7 yr old son asked me why I didn’t have a boyfriend. I was recovering from surgery and spent most of the day in bed. I told him the tv was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time.

The tv set was old and would just shut itself off for no reason. I’d give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, was no big deal to me.

The pastor stopped by to check on my recovery and my son answered the door. At that time I was trying to get the tv to come back on. The pastor asked my son if I was busy. My little one said, “No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend”.

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  1. Shay-Shay
    August 11th, 2009 at 13:12 | #1

    wow.. certain stuff you cant tell a kid;

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  2. becky
    August 12th, 2009 at 05:29 | #2

    sharp little brat,u will say

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  3. Ramon
    August 12th, 2009 at 13:20 | #3

    Misinterpretation.

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  4. charlie
    August 12th, 2009 at 13:43 | #4

    THAT WAS A GOOD ONE BUT HAVE TO WATCH WAT WE SAY TO KIDS IT COULD CAUSE A GREAT DEAL OF EMBRESSMENT :D HA HA HA HA

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  5. Dee
    August 12th, 2009 at 13:47 | #5

    This is really funny. i wonder what the pastor will do. a complete misinterpretation but who will blame him for saying what he was told. ha ha haaa.

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  6. Christa
    August 12th, 2009 at 14:41 | #6

    Very funny still

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  7. Lisa
    August 12th, 2009 at 15:51 | #7

    KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS.

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  8. frankiepoo
    August 12th, 2009 at 15:53 | #8

    VERRRYYYYY FUNNNNNY, RATE IT A BIG OLD FAT # 10

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  9. nick
    August 12th, 2009 at 16:40 | #9

    I am with liza kid do say the darnest thiings, at the wrong time

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  10. Kim MIller
    August 12th, 2009 at 18:31 | #10

    the little boy ws only saying what his mom told him the preacher must be one of those who has his mind in the gutter

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  11. memyselfni
    August 12th, 2009 at 18:35 | #11

    lol gotta watch what you say to kids lol…

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  12. August 13th, 2009 at 02:35 | #12

    Kids are so funny.so mind wat u tell them

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  13. okosisi abagana
    August 13th, 2009 at 06:59 | #13

    the kid replied according to d infor he got frm d mother, dont blame him, put d blame on d mom, a kid will always be a kid.

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  14. ihiabe baba abdul
    August 13th, 2009 at 08:11 | #14

    it is thru.that d kids reply according to their fate

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  15. cathie
    August 13th, 2009 at 08:17 | #15

    haaaaa,aaaaa.really dis has brought 2 ma notification dat the’re tyms we need 2 say de truth mostly 2 young kids .coz they always master de things we say or we do. sooooo guys watch out.

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  16. meza
    August 13th, 2009 at 08:22 | #16

    hehehehe hahahaha sharp little tacker :D

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  17. Judy
    August 13th, 2009 at 18:50 | #17

    This is so true I know mine have said things-lol lol but Kim you got it wrong it never said the preacher took it in any way maybe your mind is in the gutter– duhhhh!

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  18. ola
    August 14th, 2009 at 05:43 | #18

    the preacher and lady are in for a good laugh.

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  19. Elma
    August 14th, 2009 at 09:04 | #19

    My lil Sis once said (when sumone asked of me) “She’s in the bedroom with Uncle…”

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  20. ariel
    August 14th, 2009 at 13:16 | #20

    Gosh!wat a crazy world we live in.
    Lord have mercy!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  21. nd
    August 14th, 2009 at 15:30 | #21

    everyone has something to say on this one. nice one

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  22. aubrey
    August 14th, 2009 at 22:14 | #22

    OMG!! THATS FUNNY

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  23. tee girl
    August 20th, 2009 at 02:21 | #23

    KIDS ARE VERY SENSITIVE SO ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR WHAT WE SAY TO THEM.

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  24. lovey
    August 21st, 2009 at 16:21 | #24

    kids, and drunks

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  25. GENNY
    August 27th, 2009 at 07:14 | #25

    LETS NOT PUT D BLAME ON THE POOR INNOCENT LITTLE CHILD, HE WAS ONLY PRACTICING WHT HE WAS TOLD, ADULTS BEWARE OF WHAT U SAY TO LITTLE CHILDREN AROUND YOU. TEACH THEM WELL.

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  26. Chris
    September 2nd, 2009 at 20:25 | #26

    @Shay-Shay
    It is only a JOKE lighten up!

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