TV Boyfriend

My 7 yr old son asked me why I didn’t have a boyfriend. I was recovering from surgery and spent most of the day in bed. I told him the tv was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time.
The tv set was old and would just shut itself off for no reason. I’d give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, was no big deal to me.
The pastor stopped by to check on my recovery and my son answered the door. At that time I was trying to get the tv to come back on. The pastor asked my son if I was busy. My little one said, “No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend”.

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wow.. certain stuff you cant tell a kid;
sharp little brat,u will say
Misinterpretation.
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE BUT HAVE TO WATCH WAT WE SAY TO KIDS IT COULD CAUSE A GREAT DEAL OF EMBRESSMENT
HA HA HA HA
This is really funny. i wonder what the pastor will do. a complete misinterpretation but who will blame him for saying what he was told. ha ha haaa.
Very funny still
KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS.
VERRRYYYYY FUNNNNNY, RATE IT A BIG OLD FAT # 10
I am with liza kid do say the darnest thiings, at the wrong time
the little boy ws only saying what his mom told him the preacher must be one of those who has his mind in the gutter
lol gotta watch what you say to kids lol…
Kids are so funny.so mind wat u tell them
the kid replied according to d infor he got frm d mother, dont blame him, put d blame on d mom, a kid will always be a kid.
it is thru.that d kids reply according to their fate
haaaaa,aaaaa.really dis has brought 2 ma notification dat the’re tyms we need 2 say de truth mostly 2 young kids .coz they always master de things we say or we do. sooooo guys watch out.
hehehehe hahahaha sharp little tacker
This is so true I know mine have said things-lol lol but Kim you got it wrong it never said the preacher took it in any way maybe your mind is in the gutter– duhhhh!
the preacher and lady are in for a good laugh.
My lil Sis once said (when sumone asked of me) “She’s in the bedroom with Uncle…”
Gosh!wat a crazy world we live in.
Lord have mercy!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone has something to say on this one. nice one
OMG!! THATS FUNNY
KIDS ARE VERY SENSITIVE SO ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR WHAT WE SAY TO THEM.
kids, and drunks
LETS NOT PUT D BLAME ON THE POOR INNOCENT LITTLE CHILD, HE WAS ONLY PRACTICING WHT HE WAS TOLD, ADULTS BEWARE OF WHAT U SAY TO LITTLE CHILDREN AROUND YOU. TEACH THEM WELL.
@Shay-Shay
It is only a JOKE lighten up!