True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotline
True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotline
(where people call to get advice how to cook a turkey from the experts)
* Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, “I don’t know, it’s still running around outside.”
* Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn’t Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California wanted to know how to roast a turkey for a vegetarian menu
* Then there’s the time a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
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It’s kind of hard to mess up cooking a turkey. That is if you don’t drop it in the middle of taking it out in the middle of cooking it!HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE & GOD BLESS YOU ALL. LENA BELLE
Food for thought; May all have a great & HAPPY THANKSGIVING & DON’T FORGET WHO MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO GET UP,TAKE THAT FIRST BREATH. MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP EVERYONE. GOD DOESN’T MOVE “WE DO”
At least I know enough not to try to speed cook my bird on the cleaning cycle of my oven, haha.
Happy Thanksgiving one and all. Remember our men and women in uniform fighting for our freedoms such as this one.
Did you hear that the “Butterball” turkeys have been recalled?
Yep, they forgot to butter the balls…. hahaha
Happy Tday all…..
DUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!????????????
hehehehe God Bless the uninitiated for they shall keep someone in a job!!