True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotline
True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotline
(where people call to get advice how to cook a turkey from the experts)
* Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, “I don’t know, it’s still running around outside.”
* Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn’t Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California wanted to know how to roast a turkey for a vegetarian menu
* Then there’s the time a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
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It’s kind of hard to mess up cooking a turkey. That is if you don’t drop it in the middle of taking it out in the middle of cooking it!HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE & GOD BLESS YOU ALL. LENA BELLE
Food for thought; May all have a great & HAPPY THANKSGIVING & DON’T FORGET WHO MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO GET UP,TAKE THAT FIRST BREATH. MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP EVERYONE. GOD DOESN’T MOVE “WE DO”
At least I know enough not to try to speed cook my bird on the cleaning cycle of my oven, haha.
Happy Thanksgiving one and all. Remember our men and women in uniform fighting for our freedoms such as this one.
Did you hear that the “Butterball” turkeys have been recalled?
Yep, they forgot to butter the balls…. hahaha
Happy Tday all…..
DUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!????????????
hehehehe God Bless the uninitiated for they shall keep someone in a job!!
Happy Turkey Day to all my friends
Marie
I feel like I’ve gotten to know some of your personalities
through our little comments. I am sincere in wishing
you all a very Happy Thanksgiving.
Back at you Margaret
Jelly bean above, who wrote duhhhh. That wasn’t me. lol
Oh it was me, I forgot. duhhhh
Happy Thanks Giving to Everyone!!!!
Yes–Happy Thanksgiving to all of you–JeanH -Margaret–all of you. Even Rosecocca20 & who was her stand in? Just picking–but seriously Happy Thanksgiving to those 2 girls too..
*turkey face*
That is better than turkey butt.LOL
why do we have to take on and supposedly follow the u s of a practices we should be our own nation so nationalised!
lol cyndi, shame!!!! but it was funny..wish i’d thought of it, but i wouldnt have got any votes anyways..
I like to read the directions for cooking a turkey that kids write. They print them in our local paper and these kids have some interesting ideas. Hope you all had a good and filling Thanksgiving.
I had a real nice Thanksgiving. I did the turkey & dressing, my sister-in-law did the rest & my mother-in-law did the sweet potato casserole & desserts. There was 10 of us. Everyone raved on my dressing! The sweet potato casserole had bourbon in it. Everything was good & I was stuffed afterwards. Then we took home left overs. There was just a wee bit of dressing left. It ended up with one of my brothers called from OR & I talked to my oldest son in Alaska. A very good day!