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Truck Accident

June 23rd, 2009

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.

“Didn’t you say at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” Asked the lawyer.

Farmer Joe responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the…”

“I didn’t ask for any details,” The lawyer interrupted, “Just answer the question. Did you not say at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine!’?”

Farmer Joe said, “Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road…”

The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”

By this time the judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe’s answer and said to the lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he has to say.”

Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, “Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear ol’ Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Shortly after the accident a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me.” He said, “Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?”

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  1. charlie
    June 23rd, 2009 at 14:32 | #1

    i don’t blame joe for what he said i would said it too
    some people are just a little gun happy, stay safe.

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  2. memyselfni
    June 23rd, 2009 at 15:18 | #2

    Good thing the judge heard him out lol….

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  3. FRANKIEPOO
    June 23rd, 2009 at 19:22 | #3

    I VOTE A BIG # 10 , POOR MULE

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  4. becky
    June 24th, 2009 at 03:42 | #4

    good riddance to bad rubbish.thank God the judge heard him out….

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  5. she
    June 24th, 2009 at 04:56 | #5

    i have actually came across this joke before but it still makes me laugh

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  6. ola
    June 24th, 2009 at 06:10 | #6

    Touché.

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  7. Ogrey
    June 24th, 2009 at 06:41 | #7

    joe said the right thing at the right time so he need be compensated

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  8. Chinyelu
    June 24th, 2009 at 10:11 | #8

    That Judge was curious oh! But his/her curiousity saved Joe.

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  9. socerchika
    June 24th, 2009 at 17:24 | #9

    i dont get it but its kinda funny

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  10. buzzy55
    June 26th, 2009 at 00:45 | #10

    I don’t blame Joe at all for saying he was fine at the scene. I’d be afraid the cop would shoot me too. Stupid lawyers always trying to put words in someones mouth that mean opposite of what they want to say in the first place.

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  11. deeniepoo15
    July 9th, 2009 at 12:47 | #11

    I sorry for Bessie!

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  12. she
    July 15th, 2009 at 13:11 | #12

    hahahaha the farmer really thought the cop would shoot him?????

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  13. Tony
    July 30th, 2009 at 07:24 | #13

    sometimes it’s good to say yes to avoid danger

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  14. john
    September 4th, 2009 at 11:40 | #14

    the best on i heard in court, the defendant told the judge i’m guilty but i didn’t do it

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  15. fina
    September 19th, 2009 at 10:47 | #15

    so funny!!!

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  16. beau
    September 30th, 2009 at 19:24 | #16

    could make anyone smile on a depressing day.. would have said ‘i’m fine too ;)

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