| Letter from Trojan Company
Trojan Condom Company INC.
6969 slippery root drive
Droptrousers, Minnesota 69696
DEAR APPLICANT,
We regret to inform you that we have rejected your recent application to model
and represent our product. Trojan Condoms.
Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feels
that your wearing of our product does not portray a positive, romantic image
for our product.
A loose, baggy and wrinkled condom is NOT considered romantic.
We did admire your efforts to firm it up by using Poli-Grip.
But even then it slipped off before we could get the photos taken.
We would like to note, however, that we have never seen
a Penis that looked like a bicycle grip before.
We appreciate your interest and thank you for your time.
We will retain your application for future consideration, if by chance we decide
that there is a market for Micro-Mini Condoms.
We send greetings and our deepest sympathy to your wife and/or girlfriend.
Yours very truly,
Harry Genotal
President
"REMEMBER OUR SLOGANS"
Cover your stump before you hump!
Dont be silly. protect your willy!
Before you attack her, wrap your wacker!
If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it!!
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