Top 10 Signs The Easter Bunny Is Cranky
Posted on Apr 12, 2009 in Easter
10. Goes around telling children that Santa’s not real.
9. All the eggs seem to be hidden in dingy Irish pubs.
8. Says to one of the kids, “Tug my tail again and you’re on a milk carton.”
7. Created the “Melissa” computer virus.
6. Recently walked in on his wife and the Energizer Bunny.
5. Dyes Easter eggs by throwing them in the washing machine with his colored load.
4. Threw a drink in Hef’s face at the Playboy Mansion.
3. Demands sponsors pay expenses of his ex-hooker girlfriend Tiffany.
2. Those ain’t licorice jelly beans.
1. He’s been chain-smoking the green plastic grass.
Hoppy Easter!
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4 comments
This was a good one,i was always wondering why the Easter bunny was always cranky,now i know!!!L.O.L.!!!!!!!!Keep them coming!!!!
Didn’t really strike me as that funny.
my little sister read that and now she knows that Santa is not real so thanks alot!
not funny and my little sister read that and now she knows that Santa is not real so thanks alot!