Tickets to the Ball
September 13th, 2009
A California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer pulls over a woman for speeding. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, “I bet you’re going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball.”
He replied, “No, highway patrolmen don’t have Balls.” There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
Posted By: urwrstnitemare
Print This Post
HARLIOUS!!!!!!
clever
Smart Woman
@Jean
What does harlious mean ???
Stale joke, we used these lines 26 years ago on a policeman in Georgia. He also was embarassed. He said that his outfit “didn’t have BALLS” Get it a force without any “BALLS”
ROTFLMAO great send hahahahahahahaha!!!
@SUSHI LOVER It means that I mispelled hilarious. LOL
Wish I had known that one when I got my ticket for running a red light (that was really yellow!) last Sunday
@sue um r u sure it was yellow?
is that why he was walking in a funny way too……..:D
@sushi lover
Guess he meant Hilarious
that’s one way getting out of a ticket i usually get a smart ass cop
Elma: yep I am sure it was yellow–my friend that was riding with me even says it was too…but it was Labor Day Weekend. The police officer was nice,but I still got a ticket-lol..He even told me I could go to the police station & get a copy of my driving record since I haven’t had a ticket in 20 years- and that one was dismissed. He said it may help reduce my fine.
@Elma
Elma: yep I am sure it was yellow–my friend that was riding with me even says it was too…but it was Labor Day Weekend. The police officer was nice,but I still got a ticket-lol..He even told me I could go to the police station & get a copy of my driving record since I haven’t had a ticket in 20 years- and that one was dismissed. He said it may help reduce my fine.
wahahaha good for her that the policeman made a slip of the tongue
this is simple and straghtforward. what are you all urguing about…….. eeeeeeeh mmmmmmmh!
Patrolmen without BALLS cannot stand smart ladies!