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Three Ring Marriage

June 17th, 2009

Marriage is a three ring circus:

an engagement ring,

a wedding ring,

and suffering!

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  1. lara
    June 18th, 2009 at 06:08 | #1

    HABA i dont subscribe to this, some marriages are good, runned like a boyfriend and a girlfriend affairs, u know most expecially when they are both in love, although its not a bed of roses, but its fair on most cases.

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  2. DEBOLA
    June 18th, 2009 at 11:06 | #2

    this is rubbish!

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  3. patience
    June 18th, 2009 at 11:27 | #3

    RUBBISH in deed. some marriages are a blessing

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  4. FRANKIEPOO
    June 18th, 2009 at 11:43 | #4

    this is for sure , im glad im single, yahooooo. this is a good joke i rate it a 10

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  5. ariel
    June 18th, 2009 at 12:56 | #5

    absolutely ridonculous!!!!!marriage is a blessing. Selfishness on the part of the couple makes it a suffering

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  6. Peggy
    June 18th, 2009 at 13:33 | #6

    @lara So very true, We had a good marrage for 16 years until one of his X girl friends came back into the picture, now he is wanting a divorce moved out, but not getting the divorce, left me a 59 year old dissabled woman in the lurch, now getting dissabality,and he is wanting to come back, not no but HECK no he is not coming back to do that to me again. Who is doing the sufforing,? YOu guessed it. ariel it is not SELFISHNESS on the part of the couple it is usualy one wanting to do things outside their vows that causes the sufforing.

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  7. Kat
    June 18th, 2009 at 13:43 | #7

    Ha ha!!! Beware of the Last Ring when you buy the first one ;)

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  8. memyselfni
    June 18th, 2009 at 14:24 | #8

    this wasn’t funny years ago when i first heard it and it still doesn’t make me laugh

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  9. BIBA
    June 18th, 2009 at 14:56 | #9

    God made marriage a blessing by bringing two people who love eachother until they both decide to take the marriage vow, till death do us part. For God’s sake why do couples take the vow lightly. do they forget that the breaker of the vow will have to face God for that? So i belive there is no third circle ring of suffering in marriage, but blessing and love. So like Ariel, selfishness on the part of A couple will bring about suffering.

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  10. Madonna
    June 18th, 2009 at 16:30 | #10

    Rubbish for married people but tru saying for people like me. hahha good to be single. Being free is the best.

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  11. Madonna
    June 18th, 2009 at 16:31 | #11

    @Kat
    thats right kat

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  12. Funny face
    June 18th, 2009 at 17:46 | #12

    Marriage put’s disaplin in ones life. Most people need that.

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  13. c_bits
    June 18th, 2009 at 19:27 | #13

    Lighten up people! Life is what we make of it. Just because I can laugh at a joke does not mean that it is true, it just means that I can laugh. Only if it is a joke that is harming someone, or racist, or proposing hate as a way of life.

    I have an Oxymoron for you “Blonde Computer Programmer” > c_bits FOCLMAO. Life is too short, laugh!
    Have a Good Day,
    c_bits

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  14. admin
    June 18th, 2009 at 22:17 | #14

    WOW! It’s suppose to be a joke people.

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  15. tithel74
    June 18th, 2009 at 22:20 | #15

    it’s absolutely not true,,, marriages makes life like a rainbow. full of colors, dull or bright but still color…

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  16. she
    June 18th, 2009 at 23:19 | #16

    ohhhh so true…if you are realistic. this is an old joke, however

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  17. hira
    June 19th, 2009 at 01:18 | #17

    ds is good…..infact very gud

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  18. zahira
    June 19th, 2009 at 01:31 | #18

    COUPLE are shoooooooo shweetttt….

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  19. fifi
    June 19th, 2009 at 02:45 | #19

    i guess its a fact or fiction, so it depends on any other persons perpective.

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  20. brenda
    June 19th, 2009 at 04:29 | #20

    marriage is ordained of God—–if u are surfering in ur marriage then somthing is wrong——do it right and be happy

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  21. morems
    June 19th, 2009 at 05:24 | #21

    @FRANKIEPOO
    maybe for now, one day you will get married, except you want to make yourself an eunuch, yahooooo!!!

    @FRANKIEPOO

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  22. Tinoma
    June 19th, 2009 at 07:21 | #22

    Yes it is only a joke but I agree with Bibe and Ariel it is only selfishness on the part of the couple that will make marriage a suffering and we should not forget that sometimes one will be a fool for the other so that such marriage will be blissful….. stop complaining….. believe in God……

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  23. Savanah
    June 19th, 2009 at 07:28 | #23

    yeah… 10/10 funny but people take it a bit too srsly

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  24. Juliet
    June 19th, 2009 at 07:35 | #24

    @ FRANKIEPOO marriage is a good thing even the bible says he dat finds a wife, finds a good thing and obtain favour of the Lord. I really do not believe the last circle that marriage is a suffering. God did not make it so, but we must own up that there are challenges reason being that we all come from different backgrounds. And there are still people who are experiencing bliss in their marriages, i think its all boils down to understanding and appreciating each other. But most importantly having God at the center of it and the preserver of such marriage makes all the difference!

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  25. mary
    June 19th, 2009 at 07:53 | #25

    Well it depends on what the two have turned their marrige to be joy or suferring.

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  26. Christy
    June 19th, 2009 at 07:53 | #26

    This is sometimes not true. Some marriages are so sweet more than even dating.

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  27. mary
    June 19th, 2009 at 11:23 | #27

    this is so not true. i’m married and i must confess is the best thing that has ever happened to me, i dnt see or forsee any suffering. i believe marriage is wot u prepare for that comes to u. with God as ur foundation in marriage u will always scale throu those odd times feeling beta with each other and more in luv

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  28. yvonne
    June 19th, 2009 at 11:25 | #28

    I don’t think it means to suffer in the way it is put. When you don’t put God first like you should and put yourself secound then your marrage will suffer. But one needs a laugh now and then.

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  29. kathy
    June 19th, 2009 at 12:55 | #29

    Life and marriage is what a couple makes of it. Everyone needs a laugh sometime or another. Its just a joke… i rated it a 10.

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  30. kathy
    June 19th, 2009 at 12:56 | #30

    @yvonne
    I totally agree with you. God should come first in anyone’s life, and then marriage….

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  31. deb
    June 19th, 2009 at 13:25 | #31

    Why all the uproar, some people marry for the right reasons, others not,
    there are so many divorces, going on, why get pious, I agree some times it works out to suffering. because they married or should I say one of them married for the wrong reason. wake up people, this is a joke, if it does not refer to you LAUGH,

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  32. sam
    June 19th, 2009 at 14:47 | #32

    There is nothing like third ring of suffering in marriage.
    marriage takes away suffering since each other compliments themslves.
    The remedy to suffering is marriage

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  33. kk
    June 19th, 2009 at 16:13 | #33

    @admin
    ummm… i dont know how to tell to person whose sends these ouut but im sure you can deliver the following message
    “i like the jokes when you have to read it. please send me more of those or none at all. thank you!”

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  34. nick
    June 19th, 2009 at 20:00 | #34

    marrage is prositution , Making it leagal for a woman to take you to the cleaners and after that she can divorice you and get half of what you own, The house,Car,Kids? I call it Legal Prositution, what do you call it, Than who wants you .Laugh at that one.Oh I forgot Child Support, and what ever else her new boy friend ( Her Attorney) goes after you until you are pushing up daiseys, and who wants you when you are broke , Not the kids, no woman because she knows you old wife took you and you were to stupid to know what happened , So wake up guys there is a lot of gals aroung for fun and games and go home ,and count your blessing of being blessed with every thing you worked for all of your life and than when you are old be a little sweet gals Sugardaddy, it is better that way than waking up and facing a old woman at your kitchen Table rather that a good looking Blond blue eyes and a hour glass figure with all the trimings and it is cheaper by a long run and you can smell the flowers all the time ,& no reporting in .

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  35. socerchika
    June 19th, 2009 at 20:27 | #35

    hahahahahaha funny

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  36. cathie
    June 20th, 2009 at 03:15 | #36

    really, today’s marriages are different from that of long ago. in that these days marriage people lack commitment and hence leading to lack of joy.and as you have described it, really its true. coz from the begining, always people have flowing love,only experiencing happy memories and this can proceed up to weeding day, but from there, happy moments turn into great memories.which is the suffering .

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  37. Jean
    June 20th, 2009 at 21:48 | #37

    @Nick. Man you must have really got hurt! S— happens.

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  38. BIDEMI
    June 22nd, 2009 at 07:31 | #38

    I dont believe sufffering is third ring in marriage. i no is a joke, but some people still believe that there is no marriage that is not suffering in a lie. My marriage is not suffering o, in Jesus name. marriage is a thing of joy.

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  39. charlie
    June 22nd, 2009 at 13:25 | #39

    so true but look at from both ends even the females feels that trap
    if not more………….

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  40. lizzie
    June 24th, 2009 at 01:11 | #40

    True, but we should pray for successful marriages,i am sure no one would like to have a failed marriage

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  41. edi
    June 29th, 2009 at 00:49 | #41

    marrage is the swetest thing that hav=s ever happen.if one can sometimes desagree with his parents and relatives why not a husband or wife you met as grow ups.get really people.or depends on the fondation how did you meet?if the fondation is not strong surely the house will colapse with just a little wind.those who are happy they are single they are missing alot.they should take time and find the right person

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  42. funke samuel
    February 19th, 2010 at 05:19 | #42

    I dont believe sufffering is third ring in marriage. i no is a joke, but some people still believe that there is no marriage that is not suffering in a lie. My marriage is not suffering o, in Jesus name. marriage is a thing of joy.

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