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Things to Do Today

April 1st, 2009

I don’t want to do the dishes,
I don’t want to do the wash,
I sprinkled clothes a week ago
And now my iron is lost!

I don’t wanna clean the pots,
I don’t wanna rattle pans,
I wanna read my e-mail,
And chat with all my friends!

The table needs some dusting
and the floor could sure be mopped,
But I know if I get started
There’ll be no place to stop.

The closets are so full
Things are falling off the shelves,
I wish for cleaning fairies
And magic laundry elves!

They could sprinkle fairy dust
And twitch their little nose,
And the windows would be sparkling
And I’d have no dirty clothes.

I don’t know what I’m saying,
My head is in the sky,
I must cook that meat that’s graying
And bake that apple pie!

My husband needs a flea bath,
The dog needs some attention…
Oh, the other way around I mean!
My brain is in suspension!

I am running round in circles,
I am getting nothing done,
I keep thinking of the internet,
I’m missing all the fun!

I know I’m not addicted
Though I hear that all the time,
But I guess this stuff will have to wait,
Cause today I’ll be ON LINE!!!

Author Unknown

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  1. Sadie
    April 2nd, 2009 at 12:37 | #1

    AAAAMMMMEEEENNNN!!!!I KNOW THE FEELING

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  2. Larry
    April 2nd, 2009 at 13:32 | #2

    Good humor poetry!

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  3. valjean392000@yahoo.com
    April 2nd, 2009 at 15:07 | #3

    SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN

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  4. Tanya
    April 2nd, 2009 at 15:51 | #4

    thats not a bad one, it happends all the time

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  5. charlie
    April 2nd, 2009 at 17:48 | #5

    to much computer can fried the brain, but what else is there to do:)

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  6. Tessie
    April 2nd, 2009 at 20:25 | #6

    For the student not advisable of too much computer, might destroy their studies….

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  7. Ms.Mini Schanuzers
    April 2nd, 2009 at 22:24 | #7

    I used to be like that…..ooooh how I miss the good old days…
    no wait! that WAS yesterday! >:)
    dang…now I have to get that Roast out the freezer so it don’t burn…
    what? no, no ,no!!!…out the OVEN and get that dustpan out the shower….oooh darn!!! I meant broom closet!…see…too much computer never hurt anyone ;)

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  8. Vince
    April 2nd, 2009 at 22:34 | #8

    i know the feeling!!!

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  9. Simona
    April 3rd, 2009 at 01:03 | #9

    What will we do without Cyber **
    God help us,,,
    The Pub is to far away,
    and nobody has time anymore

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  10. wummy
    April 3rd, 2009 at 07:11 | #10

    thanks for this message

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  11. Tam
    April 4th, 2009 at 10:44 | #11

    Saturday is my day 2 be on line great one, this is going out 2 all my friends I miss during the week!

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  12. lynn
    April 4th, 2009 at 15:56 | #12

    lololololololololololololololololololol dnt we all feel that way and im only 12 8)

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  13. Ayya
    April 5th, 2009 at 14:04 | #13

    I could not have said it any better

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  14. darlenehensley
    April 5th, 2009 at 14:32 | #14

    I think this story is very funny and i sure got a good laugh . The reason that I did is, It is so true for me.

    a friend to all,

    Darlene(cherokee)

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  15. Chowder
    April 12th, 2009 at 22:24 | #15

    Thats sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo me.

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  16. mercy
    May 22nd, 2009 at 08:28 | #16

    me tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  17. becky
    June 22nd, 2009 at 04:17 | #17

    for how long will u dp that lazy brat………a little sleep,a little slumber and povertyhas come upon u like a skinnnnn

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  18. Bettsy Faye
    June 23rd, 2009 at 23:09 | #18

    Oh Yes, Oh Yes, That is me And Thats where you’ll find me ” On my Pc”.

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  19. thomas
    September 26th, 2009 at 23:45 | #19

    sound;s like me ……but what the hell………….

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