The Statue

Mrs. Smith was in bed having wild passionate night with Mr. Jones, when all of the sudden her husband came home. Surprised that he was home so early, she quickly told Mr. Jones to stand in the corner, then she covered him with cold cream and patted him down with some talc she had on her dresser.

Mr. Smith walks in the bedroom and sees his wife laying naked in bed, appearing to be ready for a wild night with her husband. After a long day at work, he is refreshed by this site, so he disrobes and climbs on for a great ride.

After they finished, he asks her, "Dear, what is that in the corner?" "Well," starts Mrs. Smith, "It's a statue! It's the latest fad and Mrs. Crump down the street has one just like it, so I wanted one too!" Mr. Smith seemed satisfied with this answer so he closes his eyes and goes to sleep.

He awakens at midnight and goes to the kitchen where he prepares 2 sandwiches and brings them back to the bedroom. Upon entering the room, he walks over to the statue and hands one of the sandwiches to Mr. Jones. "Here buddy," says Mr. Smith, "I stood
like an idiot at the Crumps the whole night and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water!"