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The Painting

September 5th, 2009

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. “In fact,” he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.”

After the curator left, a young man in a West Virginia T-shirt approached! the couple and said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?”

“Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?” asked the couple.

“Because I’m the guy who painted it,” he replied.

“In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all. They’re just three West Virginia coal-miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch.

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  1. she
    September 6th, 2009 at 11:25 | #1

    whooooaaaaa hahahaha

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  2. nick
    September 6th, 2009 at 11:43 | #2

    oh my God, what, What, never mind

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  3. Nina
    September 6th, 2009 at 12:05 | #3

    I don’t get it!

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  4. Kittyluvr
    September 6th, 2009 at 12:14 | #4

    Dur, the guy in the middle with the pink pecker had sex at lunch. haha.

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  5. forrest ratliff
    September 6th, 2009 at 18:25 | #5

    mineing country

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  6. sweet squaw
    September 6th, 2009 at 19:03 | #6

    What the heck!! She does not get it? Get your mind in the gutter girl and get with it.. This was funny.

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  7. s. hari
    September 6th, 2009 at 23:29 | #7

    It depicts the punctuality of the staff during the lunch time

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  8. man
    September 6th, 2009 at 23:30 | #8

    very good. keep em coming

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  9. bev
    September 7th, 2009 at 04:10 | #9

    WOW!!!!!

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  10. meza
    September 7th, 2009 at 05:49 | #10

    He, the one in the middle, went home for a hot lunch….. the Mrs got a chimney sweep in reverse……….

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  11. okosisi abagana
    September 7th, 2009 at 06:27 | #11

    atleast there must be a quiky after launch ….at home

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  12. corazon amukhale
    September 7th, 2009 at 08:43 | #12

    weird give me solutions cause am curious eeeeeeeeeeheeeeh…….

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  13. teebaby
    September 7th, 2009 at 10:15 | #13

    ooohhhh…hahaha. Guys! do u experience this after a ‘hut’ session?

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  14. ola
    September 7th, 2009 at 14:30 | #14

    neat

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  15. tybettie
    September 7th, 2009 at 16:04 | #15

    For real, man cannot live by work alone but by relaxing with after-lunch-quickies.Hahahaha!!

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  16. laura
    September 8th, 2009 at 01:29 | #16

    lol didnt see that one coming, pretty damn funny!!!

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  17. charlie
    September 8th, 2009 at 17:54 | #17

    at least u can find the cleaness part of his body whoe i like this one :D

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  18. Dee
    September 23rd, 2009 at 07:52 | #18

    why, is the partner also a coal miner? why will every part of his body be covered black with the exception of his Tingy? think about that guys, any way it was quiet funny though!

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