The LAPD, The FBI & The CIA
Posted on Jan 8, 2012 in Jokes
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!’
Comments
26 comments
It takes all kinds…………………….
If someone is trying to beat you to death you’ll admit to anything, right?
This could be a FACTUAL statement -
AGAIN I say not funny!! SMPD
ill admit, NOT FUNNY!!
Hey, I wanna say it again, too. Not funny to me. However, I think
we are all really cool and funny.
I notice that our original comments are gone. At least Jean’s and mine. I didn’t think we were nasty with our comments. We just gave
an opinion of “not funny”.
True, it’s not funny, but possibly not far from the truth!
Scary and sad…………..
Well out of 10, it got 8.5 so I deduct that the majority of us think its funny. The vocals ones however is a different story.
I am thinking of experimenting with deleting uncalled for negative comments because I have been receiving complaints from readers that it ruins their experience as 1Funny is a humor website.
So from now on, if you have nothing nice to say about a piece please refrain from commenting. Let’s keep the mood light and happy for the rest of us.
Thank you for your co-operation.
ADMIN YOU ROCK. FUN SHOULD BE FUN. SMILE…….
ADMIN: I will try but some things are just not funny and I thought we were free to express our feelings. Is this not true?
If you did not find it funny and it did not make you laugh or smile just keep it to yourself. I’m trying to keep the mood up for everyone else. This website was started by me to brighten people’s day. It’s not a place to complain and bicker. I hope you understand.
Thank you for your support Pinky!
I agree with Pinky and the Admin. If you can’t say something nice just don’t say anything at all. Any way I couldn’t do there job. I’d hate to see our nation without our law enforcement. Put everything aside, its kind of funny. Thanks Admin. for stepping in.
Thank you Elaine for your support! I had let it slide for awhile but then I realized it really did put me in a bad mood reading the negative comments. If I wanted to be negative, I’d watch the news. This is a humor site.
OK, If I can not say something nice then I will not Say anything cause Big Brother is watching. Isn’t that funny?
PS I don’t watch the news either.
Thank you for understanding Jean!
With Respect for The Law Enforcement I am not going to Rabbit on about this One!!!!
Thank you Meza
its not that im being negative, i just plain dont get it..
To the administration:
This seems to have opened up a can of worms. Here’s an idea.
#1 the voting only allows a person to vote in the positive, even if
the vote is only a “1″
#2 Some people who felt it was NOT funny at all don’t want to even
give it a “1″, so they don’t vote at all, thus a ZERO.
#3 Thus, the ZERO people feel obligated to comment verbally.
#4 Also, thus, the rating of the joke looks high because only the
people who liked it, voted, and so it looks like 8.5 people out
of ten thought it was funny. Probably 200 to 2,000 people looked
at this joke. How many did not vote? I see by the votes on the
comments how the majority must really feel.
#5 So, to make a short story long: No comments at all, just a new
voting scale that has a negative vote and positive vote. Then you
might get a realistic idea of how funny or offensive the joke was.
Well, just trying to help. Probably said too much.
You just sound like you’re friendly and try to solve problems, good luck on this one..LOL
I’m with you, gramms. I didn’t really get either. Oh, well. I guess their are a few of us who are not quick on the draw!
james has explained it very well..tks james..pplr so different and so funny..
Thanks for your suggestions James.
I’m sorry I had to delete a few more comments. Sigh…