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The Female Brain Cell

May 5th, 2009

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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

“Hello?” she cried, but got no answer.

“Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder–still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, “HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?!”

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away…

“We’re down here.”

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  1. Ms.Mini Schanuzers
    May 6th, 2009 at 12:43 | #1

    heh heh heh….now THAT is a GREAT joke! and soooo true!
    The female is left alone …yet again…lol

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  2. Joey
    May 7th, 2009 at 10:51 | #2

    Like I’ve always said, they need to buy “the little guy that lives in their pants” a drink once in awhile since he has to do all their thinking!

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  3. ossaga
    May 7th, 2009 at 11:30 | #3

    hilarious!!

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  4. cheryl routh
    May 7th, 2009 at 13:03 | #4

    Joey you are a riot

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  5. michelle
    May 7th, 2009 at 15:38 | #5

    when i read the line that said she ended up in a mans brain i so knew where the joke was going haha

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  6. Savanah
    May 7th, 2009 at 16:22 | #6

    kewl joke

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  7. elaine brown
    May 7th, 2009 at 18:20 | #7

    HELLO THIER and HOWDY HOW ARE YOU DOING

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  8. deeniepoo15
    May 7th, 2009 at 18:53 | #8

    Wow1! lol! That is sooo funny! Of course the female is alone!:/

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  9. BILLIE ALLEN
    May 7th, 2009 at 21:39 | #9

    I DON’T GET IT.
    HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    I’M BLONDE

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  10. JANINE PARCHUE
    May 7th, 2009 at 21:42 | #10

    the brain is upstairs and the nuts are downstairs.
    that’s for you Blondie. ^
    !

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  11. macoolet
    May 7th, 2009 at 23:36 | #11

    ouch! there are times that i thought i was wrong when i say man’s brain seemed dislocated – that nowhere i can find it in his head upstairs.
    more often, majority of man’s pea-sized brain lurk down under. . .

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  12. Nikhil
    May 8th, 2009 at 01:35 | #12

    Gud gud gud joke hahaha

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  13. Becky
    May 8th, 2009 at 03:06 | #13

    It’s a miracle we don’t see Irvana on here asking for an explanation to this joke ! ! ! !

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  14. Adol
    May 8th, 2009 at 09:10 | #14

    hahahahaha, very true fact. I always saying those people have something else than BRAIN CELLS.
    No man comments. hahahahahaha

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  15. she
    May 8th, 2009 at 17:17 | #15

    so true….men’s brains live down there hahahahaha

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  16. Judy
    May 9th, 2009 at 16:14 | #16

    I just reread this and found what Joey said on 5-07– TOOOOOOOOOOO FunnYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY–:)– Smart Man!!

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  17. Phil
    May 11th, 2009 at 02:50 | #17

    Nice to know our brains are down there. That’s why the she factor can dominate the space in the brain cavity.

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  18. JOY
    May 29th, 2009 at 22:49 | #18

    ROTFLMAO!!!

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  19. stella veranda
    June 18th, 2009 at 00:24 | #19

    NGOK! islangkhay! aykem ammo?

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